Top 10 thing you should try if you're a Klingon
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Number 10: |
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Blood wine |
Number 9: |
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Sex, but wearing a bullet proof vest the whole time |
Number 8: |
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Pop in a bird of prey an destroy some Federation ships |
Number 7: |
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Sing, duet with Pavarotti |
Number 6: |
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Cut your Palm Pilot with a knife and pretend that you're a great warrior |
Number 5: |
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Warrior swords |
Number 4: |
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Play that Klingon melody with a horn |
Number 3: |
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Buy a Klingon dictionary & "Fun speaking Klingon" learning CD |
Number 2: |
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Engage a fight with a Klingon warrior but use a phaser |
And the number 1 thing you should try if you're a Klingon is ...
Pain Sticks
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Reference: Numerous TNG and DS9 Episodes
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